Texting!!!!!!!

Daddy: Who's cell phone is that?
Maggie: Mine
Daddy: Let me see.
(without looking at him, shows him her phone and continues to press the buttons)
Daddy: Hey, who are you calling?
Maggie: Nobody, I'm just texting!

Love Technology!

Carrie: Maggie, what are you going to be at my wedding?
Maggie: The flower girl!
Carrie: What's Gabe going to be?
Maggie: The dog! (AKA Ring "BEAR") At least she knew it was an animal of some kind!